Still chubby

Getting back to getting down to my porn weight. I been a bit lax at writing what's been going on. I have been letting myself lapse on watching what I eat but most importantly how much I eat. I've start my day by going to Starbucks to get my first cup of the day with banana, which is good. If I'm still hungry I get cheesy bagel/cream cheese. It's a good start of the day. My down fall has been my dinner or last meal of the day. Where I been letting my eyes get the best of me. When that happens I tend to eat more than I really want or eat beyond comfort, stuffing myself. I check myself on the scale most every day to keep myself in check. As of yet I haven't gone off the deep end. I have been keeping the weight off as of yet of that I have lost already. Now its getting my body back to dropping weight again. Still not doing any fade diets that cause you to drop weight by doing things that aren't found in everyday world. As for me I'm trying to do it in the everyday world. I'm cutting back what I eat watching what I eat and living in the real world doing my best to keep away from all the fades that one hears about or reads. I will say this I'm going to check out weight watchers to see how much they have change. I did watchers a long time ago and as like most they had you doing things that doesn't apply to what you run into the real world. I mean who carries a scale with them to weight everything, or trying to order off a menu. It feels good to fit into a smaller size pair of pants or tighten the belt that other notch. Well I'm calling it a night for now and I'll write more soon on what I have been doing to get back to my porn weight. I really want to have women checking me out again. 

Eye Fucked! Look it up in Slingo app

I had to think about this tale before writing it... I'll be up front about it... it can be misconstrued... it could be taken as being conceded...  it is a double standard by alrights... what is it you ask?... well let me say it's been awhile (no not that, not that either, I haven't gone blind yet, I wish it was that-geeezzz)... but first a question... when was the last time you where— EYE FUCKED?... what is this you ask? (fuck at lease pretend to care)... this is when a person locks eyes on you; instantly has you naked in their mind and mentally fucking you... now for the double standard part of this... if you are a guy and you're doing this at work... its called sexual harassment... if you do this on the street/public, you'll get a comment like, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT"?... or it could lead to a slap on the face (naayyy that would be S&M)...  the only time a guy can get away with it is in a bar with a woman who has consumed great amounts of alcohol... here is the flip side... when a woman does it at work, the guy is thinking, damn I might have achance... or if a woman doesit on the street, the guy usually thinks is she looking at me?... the one thing a guy will neverdo is yell sexual harassment or slap her, when a woman EYE FUCKS him... now the only time it couldbackfire on a  woman doing this to a guy is again bar... where he has consumed large amounts of alcohol and is there on a date... then again it's not the guy who gets annoyed it's his date, then the guy pays for it.... again.... but if he's there alone, he's thinking "I just got lucky"... okay now here's how it relates to me... I was at the local Coffee Cave having my 'first cup of the day'... I was chatting it up with Voodoo Witch Barista and her partner in crime I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista (you've meet her before trust me)... we where chatting about the different types of people who wonder into the local Coffee Cave... mostly the female types... its when I noticed across the street at the local 'COUGAR'S ON THE HUNT BAR' a nice new English made SUV (that cost more money than its worth) parking at the curb... the 'Cougar' a blonde out of the bottle, wearing a pair of I paid more than you make on sunglasses, checking herself out in the vanity mirror while being on the cell phone... we inside the Coffee Cave couldn't help ourselves commenting on her (yeah I know, but its fun)... Voodoo Witch Barista said 

something about how fitting she parks in front of the Cougar On The Hunt Bar... I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista was asking me what do I think she's up to... as for me I knew what she was up to... she was there meeting her 'I'm cheating on my guy' or 'I'm hooking up with my sugar daddy'... in this case it was a combo of both... I'm cheating with my sugar daddy... which was kind of funny because her sugar daddy pulled up in the same make English SUV and color (must have gotten a good deal)... we inside the Coffee Cave watch the two act all 'on the sly'  as they crossed the street to the Coffee Cave... which made Voodoo Witch Barista and I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista snicker... I/we watched them enter... she did the ordering and doing her best to act cool... he a few steps ahead of her was looking for a spot for them to sit inconspicuously... thing is when you try to be inconspicuous is when you are the most conspicuous... okay now this is where I get sucked in... as she was hanging at the 'pick up your drink counter' waiting for her order... me sitting at my usual spot at the counter.... I got a better look at her... I was telling I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista that she looked like a make over... go ahead ask... when a guy, goes through many operation to be made over into a woman... there was something odd about her...  the Cougar Blonde Out of Bottle had a manly aurora about her... when her drinks came up for her to pick up that's when it happened... she EYEFUCKED me... I wasn't the only one to notice it, I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista picked up on 

it too... matter of fact it made her giggle at me... first I got to say it's been awhile since I've been EYE FUCKED... oh how I miss it so... the downside is being EYE FUCKED by a manly-woman... I can only hope that it happens again but next time I get EYE FUCKED its by a hot girly-girl MILF... even though it was the Cougar Blonde Out Of The Bottle (manly-woman) who did it to me... it kind of gave me a boost (no I'm not GAY-would it make you gay if a guy became a woman then EYE FUCKS you?) to keep me getting down to my porn weight... is there a moral for this tale... I don't know... but if there is... it has something to do with alcohol, double standards and COUGARS and happy hunting grounds... GARRRRRR!

A different kind of Cougar! Daddy likes this kind, the other kind will bite your head off... then again so will this one if you cross her

Gotting back into control of dropping weight.

Getting back to what I'm suppose to be blogging about here. I have been letting my guard down on not watching what I eat and how much I eat. As of late I been very lazy. I been eating, not the wrong things but eating thing that I shouldn't be eating often, like French Fries, once in a while it's okay but not every time I get a burger. Milk Shakes are dangerous too if you let it get the best of you. Ice Cream not good either when you let it run a muck. The thing is I got to get back to it. I want to get down to my porn weight again. I got to get stronger at saying no to Ice Bended drinks at Starbucks when someone is trying to entice me. Got to stop letting my eyes dictate how much to eat. Stop when I feel full. I have been creeping up the scale instead of dropping down on it. It feels good when I can get into a pair of Levi's that are a few sizes or inches smaller than the last pair I've been wearing. I like it when my Aloha Shirts and Tee-Shirts fit looser. Now the things I got to get back to doing like eating when hungry. Stop shoving things into my mouth when I'm not hungry. As for what I have been doing; I've been riding the bicycle more to get to local Starbucks and doing some errands. Starting my day with a cup of java with banana and if still feel hunger I have the cheesy bagel/cream cheese. That usually last me until I eat the last meal of the day or if I get the munches before I eat the last meal of the day, I'll some nuts or trail mix, the packets from Starbucks so there's no chance of eating handful after handful. For the last meal of the day is where I have been falling down. Like this weekend starting with Friday night I had 3 Flako Tacos, guacamole and tortillas. When I should have stop at having say 2 Flako Tacos and nothing more. I let my eyes over rule my stomach, felt stuff for hours. Moving on to Saturday night when I had Carl's Jr Six pounder guacamole burger and

Santa Fe Chicken sandwich. Again eating more than I wanted to. My gut was telling that the Santa Fe sandwich was plenty but again I let my eyes lead the way. Sunday night I had went to the market and got Jack Cheese, deli style hot dogs and the leftover tortillas; ate more than I should have; let the craving run wide on this one. But today I got back to getting down to porn weight. Back to having a cup or two at Starbucks with Cheesy bagel/cream cheese no banana this time. For my last meal of the day it's going to be a all red meat burrito and that's all nothing else accompanying it. EAT TO FEEL FULL NOT STUFFED. Don't let my eyes get bigger than my stomach. Part of the battle is knowing your fucking up and doing something about rather than surrendering to failure.

Same as facebook post but better pics of anime schoolgirls!

Wish I could use a different pic... but I don't want to end up in facebook detention... Now onto the tale for today... yup it involves Voodoo Witch Barista at the Coffee Cave... the theme for the tale is 'how to torment your EX'... or 'look at what you don't get no more'...  I started the day the usual way... I pedaled my ass over to the local Coffee Cave (Starbucks) where I found BaahBaah Barista floating about... someone should tie a string to her so she won't float away like a balloon… I'm The New Guy Barista was taking a break... and the star of this tale was at the register beaming like a little schoolgirl with a crush is/was Voodoo Witch Barista... as I enter the first thing out of her mouth was 'I'm having a good day' which is code for I was flirting with the guy I want to "do and do bad"... to see Voodoo Witch Barista 'bubbly' is kind of unnerving... not like fingernails on a chalkboard unnerving but more like I just took your lunch-money without you knowing it unnerving... without missing a beat I told her 'she having a good day because she had been flirting with that 'special guy' (no not like in special Olympics) more like 'I'll stalking him to the end of the earth special guy'... I got my 'first cup of the day' and Chiquita Banana without sticker (bummer)... sat at the counter drinking my java eating my banana checking tweets and facebook... Voodoo Witch Barista was doing her best to deny that she had been flirting... the few things that give/gave her away? smiles every time she tries to deny that she was... eyes lights up when she mentions his name... gets all bubbly (state of mind thingy) when she brings him up... then it was time for Voodoo Witch Barista's break... she got her odd concoction of tea and sat next to me to relay her tale on how she tormented her EX... it was Little 

Voodoo Witch's birthday... a bit of back story here... EX is
father to Little Voodoo Witch... not sure what went wrong or how much alcohol was involved... Little Voodoo Witch's birthday was being held at EX's folks house... now here is how Voodoo Witch Barista got some payback... she told me how she went about doing this... as per the pic on this post she dressed like a manga or anime schoolgirl... those of us who watch anime know what this means and looks like... for the rest of you its what fantasies are made of... 'schoolgirl uniform or Catholic Schoolgirl's uniform... she wore slip on black shoes... knee-high socks... very short pleaded skirt... pink shirt and the topper is matching pink panties... why you ask... simple, a true anime schoolgirl's uniform skirt is very short... short enough to show just a bit of panty when moving (ie walking, bending over, sitting down, you get the gest)... or panties will be flashed when the wind blows up your skirt (hence the old saying of 'blowing up your skirt')... Voodoo Witch Barista went on to tell me that she had to get the thumbs up from 'special guy' she flirts with before going to deal with the EX... she continued her tale on how boring the birthday party at her EX's parents house was... so she broke the boredom by texting 'special guy'... then it was time to 

leave... now here is where Mother Nature help out...  while putting Little Voodoo Witch in the SUV and having the EX in tow...  on clue Mother Nature had a gust of wind which caused Voodoo Witch Barista's skirt to flare up... showing off her matching pink panties (question is did Voodoo Witch Barista conjure up this or did does Mother Nature know you're out to torment someone?)... this is how she tormented the EX... "see what you're missing?... see what you can't have... see what you let slip through your fingers?"... the part that made me laugh was what Voodoo Witch Barista's mother did... now most moms would point 'the' shame on you finger... but not Voodoo Witch Barista's mom... she giggled and pointed 'the' a haha finger... after Voodoo Witch Barista finished up her story she went back to work... I pedaled my ass back to my flop to write this... moral of this tale... EXs will always be the blunt of 'see what you let slip through your fingers'... and... 'see what you're missing'... that's why I enjoy one night-stands... you get all the naughtiness and none of the 'EX' tormentings. As for me on what I'm been having for today was cup of java, banana, second cup of java with cheesy bagel/cream cheese and for tonight not sure yet maybe burger from new place; the Habit Burger or later another all meat red burrito like last night.

Could the two Bush wars be over?

Does this mean as a nation we can bring our men & women (military) home from the battlefields? Is this the end of the war in Afghanistan? Will we give them the welcome home like they did in 1945 on V-day? Will we give our military time to stand down, go home to love ones? Will we have their backs when they need the help of medical, mental health care for the HELL we put them through? Is now the time to cut benefits for VA Hospitals (not bogus contracts) so that a political party can please their Corporate Overloads? Isn't it time to end the two Bush's wars? Haven't our young men and women paid enough in blood and lives for us as a nation well old fat guys in congress can't get their act together? Isn't it time for peace?

Always let your Conscience be your guide!! Or I (heart) Boobies!

Come on everyone... let's sit around the fire... no don't lit a fire in the middle of the room... it's just a saying... (rrrrrrrrr) here is how this tale starts off... once again I had to walk my ass up to the shop to get my 'go green' vehicle that need fixing again because the shop didn't do it right the first time (why can't those pricks get it right?)... it's the last its going back there no matter what... but lets move on... I pedaled my ass over to the local Coffee Cave (local Starbucks-come on keep up) I've been lazy about bring my old Mac PowerBook along because of late there's never a seats near a plug... I did take along my iPod Classic so I could listen to 'Old Time Radio Dramas' (you can find them in iTunes Store in the Podcast section-end of commercial)... I'm in the mitts of the Green Hornet from 1930s & 40's... The cast of characters this time are... I'm The New Guy Barista working the register... Got A Lite Barista was cracking the whip... and someone

new to our tale... I Fucked Up My Knee Barista, she's a hard one to read... she's friendly but a bit of a misfit... the first thing I did when I entered the Coffee Cave

was find a place at the counter... I'd staked out my place then went to order my 'first cup of the day' and Chiquita Banana and cheesy bagel/cream cheese... someone took off all the stickers... (bitches-kidding-put down that gun)... as I was enjoying my cup of java, banana and listening to my iPod Classic in comes Voodoo Witch Barista... unbeknownst to me she had a "totem" for me (I hope whatever cantation she put on it works-why you ask?)... she gave me a "I love (heart shape-for word love) Boobies!" rubber-band thingy (nope I'm not going to write bracelet-duh!)... I can only hope now that I've got this totem from Voodoo Witch Barista, I (heart) Boobies! (I really do like big boobies) that hot MILFS will begin flashing their Double Ds to me... now back to getting it on to my wrist... one size fits all... yeah right... well I finally got it on and yup its snug... after her giggling and awing on how snug it fits around my wrist... Voodoo Witch Barista and I chatted it up a bit about if any of us would ever 'do' (do I really have to write what is meant by 'do'?-its fuck-okay) a married person... and with no surprise to me, I'm The New Guy Barista admitted he would... then again so did Voodoo Witch Barista... as for me I'll let you know after, if the cantationon my

totem works (I really do like big double ds boobies)... then Voodoo Witch Barista went to work... and again she did her hex cantation on me... I was hankering for something chocolate with coconut... before I knew it... I blurt it out... in a Witch's flash Voodoo Witch Barista conjured up in her cauldron a hex potion that had taste of nut of coco but not the bits of crunch, the late of choco and cream of whip, top with drool of dark coco-late... fuck it was good... I gotta admit that having a 'grande' did make me feel stuffed... I had to crawl out of the Coffee Cave feeling so full from Voodoo Witch Barista's hex concoction... now if only they would bring back the coconut flakes all would be right with the world in the Coffee Cave... that and hot MILFS flashing their boobies (insert hand gesture of squeezeing fingers cupping of boobies)! Yup like Tinkerbell I should be spanked and often!

Somewhat of what's going on.

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