Thursday, August 25, 2011

Maybe


the word 'maybe' has different means... it means one thing to a man and another to a woman... when we were kids, be it boy or girl, we learned how to use the word 'maybe' as away of playing our parents against eachother to get what we wanted... it went something like this... you go ask your mother for something or let you go somewhere... when she didn't want to give you a definite answer she would say 'maybe' if it's okay with your father' (does word 'maybe' mean passing the buck?)... once you heard that from your mother then you would to daddy and play'em like a cheap fiddle... as we get old the word 'maybe' becomes a double edge sword... meaning one thing to a woman and something else to a man...   when a man uses the word 'maybe' to a other man... it means 'no fucking chance in hell am I going to do that for you'... or 'it's not that important to me so fucking forget it'... or if a man thinking about doing something... like 'maybe' I should go--- which means I'll never go there because no one is dragging me there... or  'maybe' I should do--- which means I'm not about to fucking do that because no one is nagging me to do it... here is the flip side... what the
word 'maybe' means to a woman.... when a woman uses the word 'maybe' to another woman it means one thing only... 'maybe I can do it for you later'... translation... 'I can't do it right now but I will do it because you're going to owe me big time'... now this is where man and woman go wrong when using the word 'maybe' with eachother... when a woman tells a man 'maybe I'll give you a blow job later if you're good'... which means [guys] you'll never get that blow job because she will never find anything good that you've done... so guys when you hear the word 'maybe' from a woman, it's her way of telling you that there is no fucking way in hell it's ever going to happen... flip side... when a man uses the word 'maybe to a woman... something like this... 'maybe I'll take you there or 'maybe I'll do this for you'... which means [guys] you better fucking do it now there is no later...  to a woman when a man says it, it's another way of say absolutely yes-promise cross my heart... but when a woman say 'maybe' to a man it only mean one thing... 'maybe'.