Friday, June 3, 2011

What's been doing.

Well it happened again... I got work for Saturday or more like Saturday Afternoon for a very low low low budget which mean very very very low pay... fuck... it's so low that its based on a day rate even although its union... what makes a day in the film industry?... 12 hours is the usual but most of the time it's more like 18 to 20 hours for a day... oh boy it's going to be like film school 101 (shooting a student film)... lucky... if I didn't need the hours for bennies... well that's another story... I'll try to post pics from the set and location... the Studio I'm going to be at tomorrow is Los Angeles Stages, better know as the Union 76 Building downtown... as for the actors in this little comedy?... I really don't know who they are... nor am I paid enough to want to care... the only thing I care is that the check is good!!!... that's rule number one when working in the film industry "the check good"... question number one in the film industry is "what's the rate"... if I keep getting these kind of calls I'm going to end up commuting on a vespa to work like in the pic... see ya in the movie theaters...  as for the update of getting down to my porn weight... I've been pedaling my ass over to the local Starbucks where I get my cup of java with banana and cheesy bagel/cream cheese... after hanging out for a bit enjoy a couple of cups of java and watching the people come-n-go... then back to the flop... later in the evening it's been a couple of burgers from the habit joint (guacamole double cheese burger and a bacon burger)... the night before that it was a shrimp burrito with chips n guacamole... then for tonight it was Chinese (noodles, BBQ Chicken, BBQ Pork, Spicy Pork with 3 egg rolls) feel full but not stuffed.  I think I should be getting a Vespa!

Monday, May 30, 2011

Cougars on the hunt! (tugging at the hem of little black dress)

this tale is about what I don't understand being a guy... lets start the tale near the beginning shell we... I pedaled my ass over to the local Coffee Cave (here's a note-pedaling against the wind is like pedaling up hill-you huff & puff)... jumping ahead a bit... I was enjoying my cup of java on the inside of the Coffee Cave when I noted across the street at the 'Cougar's Hunting Bar' the Cougars where beginning to gather... how could I tell that the Cougars are on the hunt... it's the tribal hunting wardrobe they wear... its like a uniform... (as seen in pics)... everyone of them Cougars wears it... what is it?... the very short short low cut show the boobs off even if you don't have any boobs to show-world renown little black dress... I got my second cup of java and headed outside of the Coffee Cave to sit ringside to watch the Cougars parade into their den... there where short ones, tall ones, small ones, fat ones, way to skinny ones all gathering at the 'Cougar's Hunting Bar', they all where wearing the uniform in one version or other... oh and the 'porno pumps' you girls know what I mean... high heels you can barely walk in, makes you look like you're walking on your tippy toes... the other thing about Cougars is trying to tell their age... it's the most trickiest of math you have ever done... its based on 21 then you've got add by sevens or is it tens I still have trouble with it... if you ever catch a Cougar they only admit to the first or second 21 years of age (its like figuring out dog years but one year doesn't equal 
seven in human years)... another thing about Cougars is they travel in packs, but will turn on eachother the moment 
they get the scent of male young blood, its never pretty when the turn on each other or go in for the kill... anyway back to watching the gathering of Cougars... how can you tell how much experience a Cougar has (tell tail signs)... 'tugging of the hem of your way to short black dress' is a sign of not have much experience... a Cougar of experience would let the very very short black dress do as it please well she moves about, it's her way of drawing in young pray, so she can pounce on them... the Cougar I was watching without her knowing it was inexperience, how much I'm not sure... it went like this... her and her cock-blocker (men have wingmen-women have cock-blockers) wearing the uniform of the very short little black dress climbed out of their knockoff MB (Japanese made car)... they did the usual after closing the car doors of boosting the boobs to show them off better... fingering combing of the hair, to give it that I'm wild look (longing for that just fucked hair look), the puckering of lips for checking lipstick, and so on... but the last thing they do on the check list is tugged down the hem of their little black dress... here is the kicker for every three step they take its tug the hem down... why is this?... is it because they aren't wearing the right kind of panties?... be it the matching black ones or matching black thong showing off the ass when bending/walking or is it they're not wearing any at all? (I can only hope)... a real experience Cougar wouldn't care about showing panties or showing not having panties... remember its the hunt that they are interested in... I watch this inexperienced Cougar walk in with her cock-blocker then come back out by herself to get something out of her mock MB... again every three steps 'tug down at hem'... that means she tugs at the front near her pussy so not to show panty or none at all, the other spot is at the ass, doesn't want to be showing her pussy from behind or what kind of panty is covering her pussy lips... I find this very amusing... I'm an old guy so I past my expression date with Cougars... but it doesn't mean I can't hunt them... here kitty kitty kitty... here kitty kitty kitty... I've got some cream for ya!