The Hex of Little Voodoo Hoodoo & Voodoo Witch & Chocolate!

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Blurred Lines

the tale I'm about to scribe could get me into trouble... but then when did I ever care about getting into trouble... come to think of it trouble and me are old drinking buddies from way back when... the tale for this blog is about (oh how I hate to write this because it shows that I'm getting old) blurred lines... I don't mean the blurred lines that run down the middle of the street because you'd had to much to drink blurred lines... the blurred lines I'm referring to are the ones about (here is goes ready or not) sexual preference lines... fuck once again here is a line that makes me read like something my mother would say... back in my day (I have no idea what my day is or when it was)... but getting back to it... lets go when I was in high school and more forward from there... dust off the memorabilia, sweep out the cobwebs here we go... in high school the lines between the sexes where more ridged... being girls like guys and guys like girls... anything else was buried deep into the closet (why someone coined the word 'closet' is fucking beyond me)... that doesn't mean there wasn't a few girls who enjoyed having all girls PE (fucking google it) or boys who really got all happy being on 
the football team... I will admit that I did my share of making fun of those who prefer the same sex... does that make me a bad person?... I fucking really don't care... but didn't I do anything other than joke about it (laughter can be good way to open ones eyes)... NO... never out of hate... did I have any friends that where 'into same sex'... I fucking don't know... like I wrote in those day it was buried deep in the closet... I gotta to state one more thing before I continue 'metro' wasn't around yet... I'm not sure why 'metro' is used to describe anyone... more about that later... let's move on... in my college days/porn more excepted... and girls where now reading Playboy and Penthouse... it was coming to light that it's was being more excepted that females could or allowed to have what I call 'COLLEGE EXPERIENCE' (for the rednecks and dummies in the back that would be girl on girl)... ah the double standards card... which means it's okay for females to have 'COLLEGE EXPERIENCE' but not the guys... I know that its bad manners for me to write about having had one night stands (sport fucking) with females
who have had 'COLLEGE EXPERIENCE'... it's even worst of me to  have had encouraged them to make pillow talk of there 'COLLEGE EXPERIENCE'... (it's comforting to know that I'm not the only one that has difficulties "picking up" females-I never claim to be mister smooth)... I get a laugh out of when a female tries to flirt or pick up another female it's not that much different than a guy trying... I wonder if it's the same for when a guy tries to pick up on a guy?... all I know is that thank GOD for alcohol for leveling playing field... moving forward... I went to work in a industry that was/is heavy with people who are into same sex... now I have written a short tale about the time I work in this industry and being cougar bait... and there is a tale about something that

happened to me during this time as well... it's very humorous but I'm going to leave you hanging... its a tale to be told over consuming a lot of alcohol... lets move forward to the now... once again I'm working in a industry that is heavy with same sex people but I got to say it doesn't really matter all that much anymore... I guess because I've gotten older and more liberal and with the 'youngins' they have blurred the line to where they really don't care at all...  the only ones that get their panties in a bunch over this are Rednecks, GOPers, Biblethumpers and a lot of old people (okay not all but quite a few of them)... who am I to say that one person happiness is to be judge by me... or by anyone... I know I don't like it when someone steps in and tells me I can't lust after certain females (MILFS-homer face-tongue hanging out with drool)... so why should anyone judge and condemn someone who is into same sex... all I know is that everyone on this mud ball has a right for happiness no matter who they prefer as their partner... here is a bit of double standard card... when a guy things of a 'MENAGE A TROIS'-it's two females and him.
when a woman things of a 'MENAGE A TROIS'-it's two guys and her...

As per WEBSTERS Dictionary:

Menage a trois--(means-french for) three somes, fmf or mfm sex with more than one at a time

Gay--(use to mean) happy, joyous, carefree, celebrate

Queer--(use to mean) Odd, out of sorts, ill

I don't know when these words got tagged for same sex people... all I know is that can't we turn these words back to what they once mean? instead of slurs.... 

I wrote about 'METRO' guys... which I come to find out and now know are not into same sex... I was told by a female that I could easily be a 'metro' guy or somewhat 'metro'... I ask her is it because I hate to go camping or roughing it in the woods (banjo plucking scares the shit out of me) that roughing it to me is a five star hotel where room service stops at 11pm?... that the only places I enjoy traveling to have international airports (now I would go for a nice bullet train ride)?... Or that I care about my looks (the battle over weight)(I got to say I was one of the better dressed in high school)... or maybe because I'm SHALLOW....  
well that's enough of my soapbox for now... moral of tale... 
why do we have to have lines...