Proud Daddy!

It fucking figures! I ask God for three things... not in a pray like most of those who can't stop preaching or thumping the Bible... or profess to be born again (Lucy you've got a lot of explaining to do-I would think the term should be found again-like, I missed placed it but now I found it again but not born-ouch)... here's the deal I ask God to grant-give-lead-bring-open-you get the idea, most of the time this type of begging or promise usually follows having your head in the toilet give homage to the porcelain throne... you say something like, "Oh God if you get me out of this... or make it go away... or make me feel better... I'll never do it again, I promise"... I call this the 'Drunken Promise' (come on I know more than a few of us have been there done that)... you get the drift... well it happened God did it... so far, one out of three ain't bad but who's fucking idea was it that this piece of shit world is going to end tomorrow or if you're reading this Saturday it would be today... who says God doesn't have a sense of humor... could I be so lucky that he/she gives me the other two things I've been asking for before 6:00pm (shit I hope its in the pm-I'm gonna need my cup of java)... "come on God if you do this I won't do that... I promise, swear to God"!... (D'OH)... now you're asking yourself what is it that he/she did?... simple... my son got his directing/production deal!... come on God what about me.... pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease... you can go now I'm just going to keep begging here for a bit.... Yup proud Daddy!.. hey God before you pull the fucking plug on this mud ball could you do me one more favor... pleaseplease... I promise I'll be---- 

Something new from the Coffee Cave!

The Coffee Cave is doing something to drive me up the wall... how is it that the marketing Baristas know I'm a coconut/chocolate freak... damn them to hell... I going to admit that I am a gold card/my card app for iPhone carrier... I can get java no matter what Coffee Cave I wonder into around the world, even though I don't have any wampum in my pocket (yup they got an app for that)... now back to our tale... they make this drink for the summer months only why I don't know... what they should do is have it all year around at every Coffee Cave around the world no matter where... here's the thing... the concoction at my local Coffee Cave is made a bit different from other Coffee Caves... so this would be the disclaimer... now I got to write this as well... it will blow any diet out the fucking window, it's a food junkie's overdose, make any diabetic go into shock, giving a sugar high to any little kid causing them to bounce off walls... (disclaimer) should be keep out of the reach of small children... the stuff that gets dumped into the cauldron blender... half and half (yup the semi heavy stuff-thank the gods they don't use heavy whipping cream-the heart stopping stuff)... chocolate coffee base (caffeine almost never tasted so good)... more chocolate syrup (are you drooling yet?)... coconut flavor elixir... and here is the key (at lease to my little fetish)... add more coconut flakes when blending, so there will be coconut flakes throughout, like a 'Mounds Bar' (so you get coconut flakes blocking the straw making you suck harder to get the concoction into your mouth-that just reads real bad)... add some ice to make it frosty... did I say add coconut flakes?... blend it up in the cauldron... add more coconut flakes... pour into a cup with chocolate drizzle... more coconut flakes... now here is where you can do a bit of change up by adding some caramel drizzle if you like but as for me why dilute it... now top it with whip cream... add some more chocolate drizzle... oh yeah and some coconut flakes for topping... yeah baby!!!... the only thing better would be having hot sex with a hot horny MILF... or... even better would be having a hot naked MILF and pour this concoction on her and licking it off... I don't see a downside here... anyone?... now for the pic it should be used as the LOGO for the drink... they could call it Cool CocoMilf & Coconut Frappaccino!

Still chubby

Getting back to getting down to my porn weight. I been a bit lax at writing what's been going on. I have been letting myself lapse on watching what I eat but most importantly how much I eat. I've start my day by going to Starbucks to get my first cup of the day with banana, which is good. If I'm still hungry I get cheesy bagel/cream cheese. It's a good start of the day. My down fall has been my dinner or last meal of the day. Where I been letting my eyes get the best of me. When that happens I tend to eat more than I really want or eat beyond comfort, stuffing myself. I check myself on the scale most every day to keep myself in check. As of yet I haven't gone off the deep end. I have been keeping the weight off as of yet of that I have lost already. Now its getting my body back to dropping weight again. Still not doing any fade diets that cause you to drop weight by doing things that aren't found in everyday world. As for me I'm trying to do it in the everyday world. I'm cutting back what I eat watching what I eat and living in the real world doing my best to keep away from all the fades that one hears about or reads. I will say this I'm going to check out weight watchers to see how much they have change. I did watchers a long time ago and as like most they had you doing things that doesn't apply to what you run into the real world. I mean who carries a scale with them to weight everything, or trying to order off a menu. It feels good to fit into a smaller size pair of pants or tighten the belt that other notch. Well I'm calling it a night for now and I'll write more soon on what I have been doing to get back to my porn weight. I really want to have women checking me out again.