Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Stupid Guy things when we don't listen to the woman we are with or want to be with... here is one example of a guy thinking he knows better... you hint around trying to find out if "she" like current things... (i.e. this is how it usual goes down) hey (as he rubs his nose) what do you thing (his mind is on hanging out with the guys to watch the game) about flowers... she takes a moment to answer making eye contact with you to make sure you're listening to her... (but your head is somewhere else like who's playing this weekend... I've got 20 bucks in a football pool) in other words your eyes are glassed over but see really can't tell because you look like that all the time... (her answer) I don't like flowers because they die... what you hear is "like" & "flowers"... now here is when you get into deep shit because did something to piss her off so you think I'll do something to get myself out of the hole I just dug... like... I know send her flowers... because the only thing your one brain cell could remember was "like" & "flowers"... so you excerpt yourself by leaning forward on the couch to pick up your cell... if it wasn't for the "800-flowers" commercial you just saw durning the football game you wouldn't know where to go... when you get the flower guy on the phone and he ask you what type of arrangement you want... once again your eyes glass over... (you say) I don't know a bunch of flower... (flower guy) what price range?... (you say-after checking your beer money) twenty bucks or so... (flower guy-laughing) got it... you hang up thinking you got it covered... the next time you see her you'll wondering why she's throwing the cheap arrangement at your head... moral of this tale---listen---be creative---and flowers do die... I should know I gave a ton of them over the years... and I would rather give something creative than flowers... DUCK-- aloha