Faith knows how to fuck with you

Why is it the only time you find out that something doesn't work is when you need it or want it? Does 'Faith' have something to do with it? What makes a thing go bad or won't work when its worked perfectly before? I went to turn on the stand up AC I have in bedroom to help cool down my flop, now here is some background on it... last year I worked it like a dog.. I don't know where that saying comes from because all the dogs I've seen are either sleeping, sitting, begging, barking, sniffing crotches or eating; never really seen one work much... even police dogs get to ride around in a cop car with AC or windows down for them... well back to what I'm ranting about... I went to use the stand up AC, it was having a hard time blowing (so much can be written here)... I check the manual, check online, then like any other guy... I took it apart to give it a hell-a-va cleaning... put it back together not even one leftover screw... put it back in its spot, let it sit like I was supposed to... I even waited a few days so it could get use to being clean... today I thought about giving it a test run to see if it would work... once again 'Faith' steps in... it blows (again so much could be written here)... but won't cool... it acts like it wants to... I've even tried sweet talking to it... but 'Faith' has a bigger wrench than I do... now it's either do what most of us do, throw it away and get another one or see if it can be worked on... then 'Faith' will step in again with the repairman saying "I can fix it but it will cost about what you would spend on a new one"... I wonder if this ever happens to 'Faith'? She can be such a bitch! Trying to keep cool in spite of 'Faith'... I wonder if its because we dated once? Maybe that's why she likes to tormenting me... other things that 'Faith' likes to fuck with... as per my getting down to porn weight of late... this weekend I have not been doing my best to cut down on what I've been eating... I've been doing my usual Starbucks at the beginning of the day with 'cup of java', banana and some times cheesy bagel/cream cheese... then it's been chip and guacamole which isn't bad but not on going... doesn't help eating a burrito (chile colorado) with Mexican rice plus a side of chips and guacamole... then there was the medium pizza I almost ate in one sitting... not good... got to get a handle on it before 'Faith' fucks me... I'm going to get 'Faith' on my side on this even if I have to fuck her... damn it does anyone know what 'Faith' looks like? I remember that 'Faith' also hangs in 
out in bars too... something to do amounts of alcohol, time equals rating her looks... lots of alochol, time getting close to closing equals her rating numbers going up in her looks.

Fitting into a size smaller somewhat.

First about the wienie dog pic in blog... yup it's true I have thought that these kinds of dogs do look like walking hot dogs... now that I've pissed off people who own these type of dogs all I can say is mustard, pickles & sauerkraut (yuuuummmmiiieee)... fuck now I'm craving hot dogs and PINKS is to far away to hop in car to go get some 'dogs'... Now on with it... I got up this morning not to the sunshine coming through the window but to the sound of a lot of different noise!... well at lease it wasn't the cops pounding on the front doo--(whaaaaattt that's never- you can ask my lawyer-I mean my neighbor)... I tired to stay in bed as long as I could when I couldn't hide anymore under the covers... I got up made my bed (it's a mommy issue-or more like the fear my mommy instilled in me)... got dressed... I got to ask you guys and gals when getting dress do you put your socks on first then your shorts/pants (in some case pantie/boxer/tightee white-ees//thong/g-string/ bra/ undershirt)... dressing from the bottom up or from the top down?...
shoes always being last thing on?... now here is the pleasant surprise I was not expecting... when putting on my 'fatman' shorts (Levi's style)... they seem looser than I realized... I mean I had a little more room  or comfort zone in them... so on a lark I took out the next size down (which at one time I fit in very comfortably before-you know hanging on to you'll fit into those again some day soon I hope)... I reluctantly put on the smaller size shorts... I wasn't expecting what happened next... now here is where the truth comes out... I mean it's one thing to step into them, have them fit without zipping and buttoning them up and say 'hey making proguess'... it's another thing when you can zip & buttoned them up... okay they where a bit tight or almost uncomfortably tight... alright my gut did seem to hang a bit like it use to when I had a hard time fitting into my 'fatman' shorts... now for an old fat guy getting into a pair of smaller size shorts... I'd be do the 'happy dance'... I didn't for fear of ripping my shorts... and for the fact that I had to take shorter breathes (small details-nothing to worries about-breathing is so over rated) now that I was felt better about myself... 
I got on my 'go green' vehicle, got my very old Mac PowerBook 17" laptop tossed it into the basket I had mounted on the back end of cruiser and then pedaled my ass off to local Starbucks... but I had one stop to make first before getting there... I went to a place called 'Sweet & Savory'  was craving something with Cinnamon in it or on it... yeah I got coffee pastry... then continued my commute to local Starbucks. Where the only thing I ordered was 'my first cup of the day'... nope no Voodoo Witch Barista or Pumpkin to make me a hex concoction or 'cup of lovin'... the only ones there where BaahBaah Barista on the cauldron machine... I facebook Everything Barista at the register taking orders... I noticed that everyone was on their best behavior... wonder if that had anything to do with the district manager sitting at one of my writer's spot (damn her hide!) come to think about it all the spots that I tend to stakeout for writing where taken... simple put I took my laptop for a ride... after enjoying my cup of java and Cinnamon coffee pastry... doing some twitting, facebook and playing 'Angry Birds of Rio' (damn you! damn you! I say! I blame all those porn stars that play and tweeted about playing this iPhone game!)... got a second cup of java then pedaled my ass back to flop... mind you I was wearing the smaller size shorts during this time... okay so my face was a bit shade blue but hey! I fit into a smaller sized from what I have been wearing...  there will be a time when I post real pics of me... when all said and done (nope these guts pics are not mine... stunt gut pics)... longing for the time when a sexy hot MILF checks me out... or at lease her seeing eyes dog

more 'go green' vehicle around town.

This tale starts on Friday afternoon when I notice my 'go green' vehicle need some attention. Yup... it's true that bicycles do need to be tuned up just like anything else. Now how do you get a 'go green' vehicle to the shop when it needs a tuneup? It's not like you can get a tow truck to come out and tow your 'go green' vehicle. Nor can you I throw it into the trunk of car when the trunk is the size of two suitcases... but I dig my 'soccer mom car' (that's what the guys at work call it when they see it because I don't drive a hick-mobile-pickup truck)... another way to get it to the service shop would be ride it there then walk to where ever I wanted to go after that or double back to my flop to pick up the other 'go green' vehicle I have... what to do... I did what I would have done when I was younger... (I know your asking yourself what's that-you're not-that hurts)... when you have two bikes to ride at the same time... (I wasn't going to double back walking)... you ride one while holding onto the handle bars with one hand on the other... call it bike in tandem or bike towing bike...  I got both bikes over to the shop without crashing or dumping the unmanned bike in tow... which when doing can go bad very fast... there is nothing like crashing into an unmanned bike and having both of them land on top of you... I got to the shop without incident... left the cruiser for it's first tuneup... then jump back on to the speedster and pedaled my ass off to do some errands... where I ended up at local Starbucks... as I pedaled my ass around the little city I see that there are more people going 'go green'... its kind of cool to see...  I wish I would see more hot MILFS riding 'go green' vehicles around the little city I live in...

I got to local Starbucks to find even more 'go green' vehicles parked out front or chained to a one of the trees... or when I'm sitting there watching people pass by the windows riding 'go green' vehicles... So this weekend I spent pedaling my 'go green' vehicles back and forth to local Starbucks plus other places... I pedaled my ass over to local Starbucks every-(how do you defined morning?-I though so)-day to get my 'first cup of the day' with banana, cheesy bagel/cream cheese as well... hung out for a bit got a second cup of java did some writing on script I've been working on... then I would head back to flop...  do some more writing on script I've been working on...  then it was get some dinner again from local places around the little city I live in... both nights of the weekend I had Mexican from the same place and I didn't plan it... does anyone remember when I wrote a good way to know a good Mexican Taco house is by the chips and guacamole?... well I found a  place that does make chips and guacamole homemade style... very tasty... if you do get a chance try 'EL BUKANA' in Covina... now to the part where I have to pick up my cruiser from the 'go green' service shop this (what turned out to be morning for me-around two in the afternoon) Monday... this time I didn't want to have two bikes to get moved around... no I wasn't going to do the bike tow unmanned bike all over town... I WALKED to the local service shop that is really at the end of my street... very nice... I got to the shop well they where just finishing up the tuneup on it... I even made them to some cosmetics to my 'go green' vehicle... well waiting for it to be finished up I tweeted with pics of said shop... when they brought it out I looked it over to give it the thumbs up... I hopped on it and pedaled my ass off to do some more errands then off to local Starbucks...

as I pedaled up to local Starbucks there was another guy who had his new 'go green' vehicle that he is now using to get around and commute to local Starbucks... he has a cool looking ride... we chatted a bit about 'go green' vehicles and the different 'add-ons' you can get for them or have made up for them... after chatting and see other people pedaling about I headed in to be greeted by Voodoo Witch Barista with her pack... BaahBaah Barista, the New Guy Barista... where I got that what's now is becoming a special cup of java from Voodoo Witch Barista...  I got a 'cup of java' with banana, no cheesy bagel today even though Voodoo Witch Barista was taunting me to get one... I stayed strong on not getting one when I wasn't hungry for it... I hung out for a bit teasing both Voodoo Witch Barista and BaahBaah Barista about having 'go green' vehicles and not using them... laughs all around... got back to my flop where I was surprised by UPS with a couple of packages I've been waiting for... tonight's meal so far was leftover homemade style chips and guacamole from last night... yummm yumm good... I hope I start seeing more hot MILFS among others out and about on 'go green' pedal vehicles... I mean really would you like to be tailgating something like what you see on the pics I posted on this rant?... if there where more of this out there (hot milfs riding 'go green' vehicles) there would be more old fat guys out pedaling their ass around enjoying the view as well as losing weight and getting healthy...