Faith knows how to fuck with you
Why is it the only time you find out that something doesn't work is when you need it or want it? Does 'Faith' have something to do with it? What makes a thing go bad or won't work when its worked perfectly before? I went to turn on the stand up AC I have in bedroom to help cool down my flop, now here is some background on it... last year I worked it like a dog.. I don't know where that saying comes from because all the dogs I've seen are either sleeping, sitting, begging, barking, sniffing crotches or eating; never really seen one work much... even police dogs get to ride around in a cop car with AC or windows down for them... well back to what I'm ranting about... I went to use the stand up AC, it was having a hard time blowing (so much can be written here)... I check the manual, check online, then like any other guy... I took it apart to give it a hell-a-va cleaning... put it back together not even one leftover screw... put it back in its spot, let it sit like I was supposed to... I even waited a few days so it could get use to being clean... today I thought about giving it a test run to see if it would work... once again 'Faith' steps in... it blows (again so much could be written here)... but won't cool... it acts like it wants to... I've even tried sweet talking to it... but 'Faith' has a bigger wrench than I do... now it's either do what most of us do, throw it away and get another one or see if it can be worked on... then 'Faith' will step in again with the repairman saying "I can fix it but it will cost about what you would spend on a new one"... I wonder if this ever happens to 'Faith'? She can be such a bitch! Trying to keep cool in spite of 'Faith'... I wonder if its because we dated once? Maybe that's why she likes to tormenting me... other things that 'Faith' likes to fuck with... as per my getting down to porn weight of late... this weekend I have not been doing my best to cut down on what I've been eating... I've been doing my usual Starbucks at the beginning of the day with 'cup of java', banana and some times cheesy bagel/cream cheese... then it's been chip and guacamole which isn't bad but not on going... doesn't help eating a burrito (chile colorado) with Mexican rice plus a side of chips and guacamole... then there was the medium pizza I almost ate in one sitting... not good... got to get a handle on it before 'Faith' fucks me... I'm going to get 'Faith' on my side on this even if I have to fuck her... damn it does anyone know what 'Faith' looks like? I remember that 'Faith' also hangs in
out in bars too... something to do amounts of alcohol, time equals rating her looks... lots of alochol, time getting close to closing equals her rating numbers going up in her looks.
Why is it the only time you find out that something doesn't work is when you need it or want it? Does 'Faith' have something to do with it? What makes a thing go bad or won't work when its worked perfectly before? I went to turn on the stand up AC I have in bedroom to help cool down my flop, now here is some background on it... last year I worked it like a dog.. I don't know where that saying comes from because all the dogs I've seen are either sleeping, sitting, begging, barking, sniffing crotches or eating; never really seen one work much... even police dogs get to ride around in a cop car with AC or windows down for them... well back to what I'm ranting about... I went to use the stand up AC, it was having a hard time blowing (so much can be written here)... I check the manual, check online, then like any other guy... I took it apart to give it a hell-a-va cleaning... put it back together not even one leftover screw... put it back in its spot, let it sit like I was supposed to... I even waited a few days so it could get use to being clean... today I thought about giving it a test run to see if it would work... once again 'Faith' steps in... it blows (again so much could be written here)... but won't cool... it acts like it wants to... I've even tried sweet talking to it... but 'Faith' has a bigger wrench than I do... now it's either do what most of us do, throw it away and get another one or see if it can be worked on... then 'Faith' will step in again with the repairman saying "I can fix it but it will cost about what you would spend on a new one"... I wonder if this ever happens to 'Faith'? She can be such a bitch! Trying to keep cool in spite of 'Faith'... I wonder if its because we dated once? Maybe that's why she likes to tormenting me... other things that 'Faith' likes to fuck with... as per my getting down to porn weight of late... this weekend I have not been doing my best to cut down on what I've been eating... I've been doing my usual Starbucks at the beginning of the day with 'cup of java', banana and some times cheesy bagel/cream cheese... then it's been chip and guacamole which isn't bad but not on going... doesn't help eating a burrito (chile colorado) with Mexican rice plus a side of chips and guacamole... then there was the medium pizza I almost ate in one sitting... not good... got to get a handle on it before 'Faith' fucks me... I'm going to get 'Faith' on my side on this even if I have to fuck her... damn it does anyone know what 'Faith' looks like? I remember that 'Faith' also hangs in 
out in bars too... something to do amounts of alcohol, time equals rating her looks... lots of alochol, time getting close to closing equals her rating numbers going up in her looks.
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