Fitting into a size smaller somewhat.

First about the wienie dog pic in blog... yup it's true I have thought that these kinds of dogs do look like walking hot dogs... now that I've pissed off people who own these type of dogs all I can say is mustard, pickles & sauerkraut (yuuuummmmiiieee)... fuck now I'm craving hot dogs and PINKS is to far away to hop in car to go get some 'dogs'... Now on with it... I got up this morning not to the sunshine coming through the window but to the sound of a lot of different noise!... well at lease it wasn't the cops pounding on the front doo--(whaaaaattt that's never- you can ask my lawyer-I mean my neighbor)... I tired to stay in bed as long as I could when I couldn't hide anymore under the covers... I got up made my bed (it's a mommy issue-or more like the fear my mommy instilled in me)... got dressed... I got to ask you guys and gals when getting dress do you put your socks on first then your shorts/pants (in some case pantie/boxer/tightee white-ees//thong/g-string/ bra/ undershirt)... dressing from the bottom up or from the top down?...
shoes always being last thing on?... now here is the pleasant surprise I was not expecting... when putting on my 'fatman' shorts (Levi's style)... they seem looser than I realized... I mean I had a little more room  or comfort zone in them... so on a lark I took out the next size down (which at one time I fit in very comfortably before-you know hanging on to you'll fit into those again some day soon I hope)... I reluctantly put on the smaller size shorts... I wasn't expecting what happened next... now here is where the truth comes out... I mean it's one thing to step into them, have them fit without zipping and buttoning them up and say 'hey making proguess'... it's another thing when you can zip & buttoned them up... okay they where a bit tight or almost uncomfortably tight... alright my gut did seem to hang a bit like it use to when I had a hard time fitting into my 'fatman' shorts... now for an old fat guy getting into a pair of smaller size shorts... I'd be do the 'happy dance'... I didn't for fear of ripping my shorts... and for the fact that I had to take shorter breathes (small details-nothing to worries about-breathing is so over rated) now that I was felt better about myself... 
I got on my 'go green' vehicle, got my very old Mac PowerBook 17" laptop tossed it into the basket I had mounted on the back end of cruiser and then pedaled my ass off to local Starbucks... but I had one stop to make first before getting there... I went to a place called 'Sweet & Savory'  was craving something with Cinnamon in it or on it... yeah I got coffee pastry... then continued my commute to local Starbucks. Where the only thing I ordered was 'my first cup of the day'... nope no Voodoo Witch Barista or Pumpkin to make me a hex concoction or 'cup of lovin'... the only ones there where BaahBaah Barista on the cauldron machine... I facebook Everything Barista at the register taking orders... I noticed that everyone was on their best behavior... wonder if that had anything to do with the district manager sitting at one of my writer's spot (damn her hide!) come to think about it all the spots that I tend to stakeout for writing where taken... simple put I took my laptop for a ride... after enjoying my cup of java and Cinnamon coffee pastry... doing some twitting, facebook and playing 'Angry Birds of Rio' (damn you! damn you! I say! I blame all those porn stars that play and tweeted about playing this iPhone game!)... got a second cup of java then pedaled my ass back to flop... mind you I was wearing the smaller size shorts during this time... okay so my face was a bit shade blue but hey! I fit into a smaller sized from what I have been wearing...  there will be a time when I post real pics of me... when all said and done (nope these guts pics are not mine... stunt gut pics)... longing for the time when a sexy hot MILF checks me out... or at lease her seeing eyes dog