new to our tale... I Fucked Up My Knee Barista, she's a hard one to read... she's friendly but a bit of a misfit... the first thing I did when I entered the Coffee Cave
was find a place at the counter... I'd staked out my place then went to order my 'first cup of the day' and Chiquita Banana and cheesy bagel/cream cheese... someone took off all the stickers... (bitches-kidding-put down that gun)... as I was enjoying my cup of java, banana and listening to my iPod Classic in comes Voodoo Witch Barista... unbeknownst to me she had a "totem" for me (I hope whatever cantation she put on it works-why you ask?)... she gave me a "I love (heart shape-for word love) Boobies!" rubber-band thingy (nope I'm not going to write bracelet-duh!)... I can only hope now that I've got this totem from Voodoo Witch Barista, I (heart) Boobies! (I really do like big boobies) that hot MILFS will begin flashing their Double Ds to me... now back to getting it on to my wrist... one size fits all... yeah right... well I finally got it on and yup its snug... after her giggling and awing on how snug it fits around my wrist... Voodoo Witch Barista and I chatted it up a bit about if any of us would ever 'do' (do I really have to write what is meant by 'do'?-its fuck-okay) a married person... and with no surprise to me, I'm The New Guy Barista admitted he would... then again so did Voodoo Witch Barista... as for me I'll let you know after, if the cantationon my
totem works (I really do like big double ds boobies)... then Voodoo Witch Barista went to work... and again she did her hex cantation on me... I was hankering for something chocolate with coconut... before I knew it... I blurt it out... in a Witch's flash Voodoo Witch Barista conjured up in her cauldron a hex potion that had taste of nut of coco but not the bits of crunch, the late of choco and cream of whip, top with drool of dark coco-late... fuck it was good... I gotta admit that having a 'grande' did make me feel stuffed... I had to crawl out of the Coffee Cave feeling so full from Voodoo Witch Barista's hex concoction... now if only they would bring back the coconut flakes all would be right with the world in the Coffee Cave... that and hot MILFS flashing their boobies (insert hand gesture of squeezeing fingers cupping of boobies)! Yup like Tinkerbell I should be spanked and often!
