once again its time to write a ditty about Voodoo Witch Barista... problem this time was finding the right pic to complement this tale... coming up fast is Voodoo Witch's birthday where she will turn of age... what does this mean I don't have a fucking clue... it could mean that her hex powers get stronger or last longer... no one will know for sure... I do know that she is wanting is 'trailer trash' birthday party at a local dive bar (no name will be give-but dog comes to light)... why is she wanting a trailer trash birthday party?... mostly its for her amusement... she enjoys pulling strings on unexpected subjects, like her new toy a Bro... slingo definition: bro meaning white trash male from the 909 area code... back in the day we just called them 'rednecks', inbreeders, sister or cousin daters, gomers, hick, yokel, hayseed and one of my fav... yahoo... you could say Voodoo Witch is like thelittle kid who gets
a kick out of tormenting butterflies for no reason at all... a few things I've over heard about this trailer trash birthday party is that she has put a hex over her fellow baristas to come join her at the trailer trash birthday party... what happens at the time of party will be another posting... ah to be the guy at the back of the bar enjoying a cocktail while watching this train wreck... what I do know about this trailer trash party is that Voodoo Witch has invited two of her playthings... the title I give to one of her little toys will be 909bro... here's where I go off on a tangent-909 females call themselves Bro-hoes (hoe is short for whore-does that mean you gotta pay her up front for a date?)... I don't know about you but the last time I tried calling a female a hoe, I got backhanded across the face... I can say I've call a female a slut but only when having hot meaningless sex... now back to our program already in progress... but before there was a 909bro there was a guy who could make Voodoo Witch bubbly (seeing Voodoo Witch bubble is not for the weak of heart)... I'll call him Singapore-Sling (why you ask? tale for another time) but he's back!!!... which did have effect on Voodoo Witch Barista
because she invited him too... now this is where it's going to be fun... watching 909bro come face to face with Singapore-Sling... I wonder who will be stupid enough to come to blows first... will 909bro have faults courage from consuming large amounts of alcohol?... but what I can bet on is that Voodoo Witch Barista will be sitting back watching the floor show of those she put a hex on, oh and don't forget that there will be large amounts of alcohol involved... lets not for get the other baristas that will be there as well... most of them being female mixed with alcohol and chaos will ensue... this is going to be better than pay-pre-view... of course there will be some ass grabbing, boob groping, macking (empty sex french kissing brought on by alcohol), barista on barista action going on... and that just the female baristas... ah to be the guy at the back of the bar enjoying a cocktail while watching train wreck that is the trailer trash birthday party... have fun Voodoo Witch Barista on your TRAILER PARK BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A DIVE BAR!
