I had to think about this tale before writing it... I'll be up front about it... it can be misconstrued... it could be taken as being conceded... it is a double standard by alrights... what is it you ask?... well let me say it's been awhile (no not that, not that either, I haven't gone blind yet, I wish it was that-geeezzz)... but first a question... when was the last time you where— EYE FUCKED?... what is this you ask? (fuck at lease pretend to care)... this is when a person locks eyes on you; instantly has you naked in their mind and mentally fucking you... now for the double standard part of this... if you are a guy and you're doing this at work... its called sexual harassment... if you do this on the street/public, you'll get a comment like, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT"?... or it could lead to a slap on the face (naayyy that would be S&M)... the only time a guy can get away with it is in a bar with a woman who has consumed great amounts of alcohol... here is the flip side... when a woman does it at work, the guy is thinking, damn I might have achance... or if a woman doesit on the street, the guy usually thinks is she looking at me?... the one thing a guy will neverdo is yell sexual harassment or slap her, when a woman EYE FUCKS him... now the only time it couldbackfire on a woman doing this to a guy is again bar... where he has consumed large amounts of alcohol and is there on a date... then again it's not the guy who gets annoyed it's his date, then the guy pays for it.... again.... but if he's there alone, he's thinking "I just got lucky"... okay now here's how it relates to me... I was at the local Coffee Cave having my 'first cup of the day'... I was chatting it up with Voodoo Witch Barista and her partner in crime I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista (you've meet her before trust me)... we where chatting about the different types of people who wonder into the local Coffee Cave... mostly the female types... its when I noticed across the street at the local 'COUGAR'S ON THE HUNT BAR' a nice new English made SUV (that cost more money than its worth) parking at the curb... the 'Cougar' a blonde out of the bottle, wearing a pair of I paid more than you make on sunglasses, checking herself out in the vanity mirror while being on the cell phone... we inside the Coffee Cave couldn't help ourselves commenting on her (yeah I know, but its fun)... Voodoo Witch Barista said 
something about how fitting she parks in front of the Cougar On The Hunt Bar... I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista was asking me what do I think she's up to... as for me I knew what she was up to... she was there meeting her 'I'm cheating on my guy' or 'I'm hooking up with my sugar daddy'... in this case it was a combo of both... I'm cheating with my sugar daddy... which was kind of funny because her sugar daddy pulled up in the same make English SUV and color (must have gotten a good deal)... we inside the Coffee Cave watch the two act all 'on the sly' as they crossed the street to the Coffee Cave... which made Voodoo Witch Barista and I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista snicker... I/we watched them enter... she did the ordering and doing her best to act cool... he a few steps ahead of her was looking for a spot for them to sit inconspicuously... thing is when you try to be inconspicuous is when you are the most conspicuous... okay now this is where I get sucked in... as she was hanging at the 'pick up your drink counter' waiting for her order... me sitting at my usual spot at the counter.... I got a better look at her... I was telling I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista that she looked like a make over... go ahead ask... when a guy, goes through many operation to be made over into a woman... there was something odd about her... the Cougar Blonde Out of Bottle had a manly aurora about her... when her drinks came up for her to pick up that's when it happened... she EYEFUCKED me... I wasn't the only one to notice it, I'm Not That Kind Of Girl Barista picked up on 
it too... matter of fact it made her giggle at me... first I got to say it's been awhile since I've been EYE FUCKED... oh how I miss it so... the downside is being EYE FUCKED by a manly-woman... I can only hope that it happens again but next time I get EYE FUCKED its by a hot girly-girl MILF... even though it was the Cougar Blonde Out Of The Bottle (manly-woman) who did it to me... it kind of gave me a boost (no I'm not GAY-would it make you gay if a guy became a woman then EYE FUCKS you?) to keep me getting down to my porn weight... is there a moral for this tale... I don't know... but if there is... it has something to do with alcohol, double standards and COUGARS and happy hunting grounds... GARRRRRR!
A different kind of Cougar! Daddy likes this kind, the other kind will bite your head off... then again so will this one if you cross her
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