Shampoo & Cut Watching Old Flash Gordon series from 1930s

I started off the day turning down a 'get up & go' call. It was for the TV Pilot I worded on yesterday; the same one that laid me off because the guy I replaced was coming back today (he'd called in sick-really one day illness?). The other reason I turned it down was, they're at some 'porn house' location deep in Malibu Canyon; ritzy house usually used in filming porn; far way from street, miles away from trailer & wrapping out was going to be a bitch, late night! It was supposedly only going to be an eight hour call per production (yeah right). So I did what every other person would do I lied about having something else I had to attend to. I made a quick call to the person who cuts my hair to see if she could fit me in at the last minute for a shampoo & cut. Her reply was get your ass here by 1:30 today! That gave me a few hours to 'kill'. I went to my local Starbucks for my 'first cup of the day' (none of the barista I write about where working), cheesy bagel/cream cheese. While killing time I read some tweets, updated apps on iPhone then headed out to get hair cut. I got to the saloon just in time to wait for her to finish a 'blue haired lady' (means old old woman with grey that look somewhat blue). Now I know your suppose to open up and pour out your heart to the person cutting your hair but why is it with me its the other way around. She is the one telling me what hell is going on (it doesn't help that she has been cutting my hair for over 20yrs-she pretty much knows all my ex-wife's family-fuck me I really don't care what happens with them). 
FLASH BACK (film term for insert what's happened in the past):
Update of what I had for a meal at work from yesterday: Corn beef!! some chicken and a portabella mushroom, couple of homemade chocolate chip cookies. When I got home that night I had Chinese, steamed rice and BBQ Pork. 
END OF FLASH BACK:
After getting my shampoo & cut, I came back to flop place to finish grooming, that means shaving, trimming goat-tee, did some touch up (yup man code for dyeing it one color-get rid of the grey) then shower to get the dye out of my goat-tee. Very mess when trying to rise dye out of goat-tee in sink. I can clean up rather nicely (I was once told). I wish I had a hot MILF to clean up for so she can take advantage of me (ya hot dirty sex).Watching Nexflix, Old Flash Gordon series from the 1930s made for theatre intermission. Now I am hungry, thinking of shrimp tacos!