the over do update with better pix that was posted on facebook

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trailer trash birthday party

once again its time to write a ditty about Voodoo Witch Barista... problem this time was finding the right pic to complement this tale... coming up fast is Voodoo Witch's birthday where she will turn of age... what does this mean I don't have a fucking clue... it could mean that her hex powers get stronger or last longer... no one will know for sure... I do know that she is wanting is 'trailer trash' birthday party at a local dive bar (no name will be give-but dog comes to light)... why is she wanting a trailer trash birthday party?... mostly its for her amusement... she enjoys pulling strings on unexpected subjects, like her new toy a Bro... slingo definition: bro meaning white trash male from the 909 area code... back in the day we just called them 'rednecks', inbreeders, sister or cousin daters, gomers, hick, yokel, hayseed and one of my fav... yahoo... you could say Voodoo Witch is like thelittle kid who gets

a kick out of tormenting butterflies for no reason at all... a few things I've over heard about this trailer trash birthday party is that she has put a hex over her fellow baristas to come join her at the trailer trash birthday party... what happens at the time of party will be another posting... ah to be the guy at the back of the bar enjoying a cocktail while watching this train wreck... what I do know about this trailer trash party is that Voodoo Witch has invited two of her playthings... the title I give to one of her little toys will be 909bro... here's where I go off on a tangent-909 females call themselves Bro-hoes (hoe is short for whore-does that mean you gotta pay her up front for a date?)... I don't know about you but the last time I tried calling a female a hoe, I got backhanded across the face... I can say I've call a female a slut but only when having hot meaningless sex... now back to our program already in progress... but before there was a 909bro there was a guy who could make Voodoo Witch bubbly (seeing Voodoo Witch bubble is not for the weak of heart)... I'll call him Singapore-Sling (why you ask? tale for another time) but he's back!!!... which did have effect on Voodoo Witch Barista

because she invited him too... now this is where it's going to be fun... watching 909bro come face to face with Singapore-Sling... I wonder who will be stupid enough to come to blows first... will 909bro have faults courage from consuming large amounts of alcohol?... but what I can bet on is that Voodoo Witch Barista will be sitting back watching the floor show of those she put a hex on, oh and don't forget that there will be large amounts of alcohol involved... lets not for get the other baristas that will be there as well... most of them being female mixed with alcohol and chaos will ensue... this is going to be better than pay-pre-view... of course there will be some ass grabbing, boob groping, macking (empty sex french kissing brought on by alcohol), barista on barista action going on... and that just the female baristas... ah to be the guy at the back of the bar enjoying a cocktail while watching train wreck that is the trailer trash birthday party... have fun Voodoo Witch Barista on your TRAILER PARK BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A DIVE BAR!

Doing Man Chores!

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Fourth Of July

here it is the holiday weekend... it's fucking hot as hell and all the babes (young girls-milfs-porn stars-sluts-whores-909ers) are running to the beach... my question is where are the ones who wear thong bikinis?... where are the topless beaches of California?... why is it okay in Europe but here it's the fucking end of the world?... fuck Puritans and there holier than though attitude... here is a question for all the females here, would you enjoy seeing guys (most American guys are out of shape-beer bellies-gut over the belt-suck it in when a hot babe walks by guys) wear speedos better known as banana hammock, jewel bag, man floss, man thong, male bikini (you get the idea)?... its funny that 'white' people go to the beach... oil up like a shrimp on the Barbi trying to get darker... now here is the part that gets me... some 'white' people don't get darker they only turn a darker shade of white... others get darker than most 

'black' people (for those of you who are fucking 'PC' African/American)... and yet there are some 'white' people that turn red along with their redneck, so why is it we call 'black/Africa/American people colored again?... this is the holiday where you blow
 things up and it's okay... well in some places it is... why is it that people stare up into the night sky to see explosions of multi color sulfur mixed with gunpowder? (thank you Chinese guy who put it all together)... only to make fun sound of Ooooooo Aaaaaaa Wwwwwoooowwww... its also the day where we pretend to know how to cook on the BBQ... turning good food into little chard pieces of carbon... drink cheap beer because you don't want to spring for the good stuff for people you really don't care about... its also the holiday that most guys drink more than they should only to get in trouble with their women folk for staring at single hot babes... it's the holiday that most of the people fell condemned to spend time with family members they don't get along with or want to be around with... so from me to you Happy Fourth Of  July!...

 enjoy the family.

talking code.

here is a little ditty about something that I discovered down at the Coffee Cave... its Sunday... the day of kick back and relax with a cup of java... in attendents was/is Guy Pal to Girls Barista (I want to use the word I usually use but-any way you get the ideal)... Got a Light Barista... and back by popular or is it unpopular demand Voodoo Witch Barista... we where all chatting up like a Chatty Cathy doll that had its string pulled hard... first what I did... there was a hot babe (almost of or just barely over 21) that came in, ordered something iced... I was sitting at the counter... on the 'pick up your fucking drink now counter' was/is a flower arrangement that was as big as a bush... hot young babe (at least  to me she is young) wearing shorts and some top that showed off her nice boobs (I prefer the word tits but hey)... as she was picking up her drink she commented on the flowers... me who can't let things slid... commented on how the flowers look like a fucking bush (because of the hight & bigness of arrangement)... thats when Voodoo Witch Barista walked away from watching and listening (I'm guessing Voodoo Witch was expecting me to work it and try to pick up on her-do they still say pick up?)... I guest Voodoo Witch Barista thought we where going to throw down... the hot young babe gives me the look of 'how dare you' counter me... my comment was roses are flower arrangements... it's not what I

said but the way I said it... meaning... like what you never got real flowers before?, wow aren't you not so special hot young babe... amazing how quickly she caught on... hot young babe grabbed her drink and wiggled her way out... Voodoo Witch Barista though I would chase that... 'nope' I told her... I don't think she believe me that I wouldn't chase something that young... the question why, came up as I remember... I told those who were listening that I have a son who's 30... who would knee cap me for being so cliche of a man going through middle-age-crises... the other would be I bring a hot  young babe home and she goes gaga for my son (so many wrongs there)... jump forward... I was telling a story of  'back in the day' which is old man lingo for I'm getting fucking old... of one of the Studios located in Hollywood that  was in the heart of Tranyville... Tranys (she-males, guys with boobs & dicks or chicks with dick, guys that look like women, dress like women but surprise in every package) working the street... I mean these guys had great looking boobs (this is sowrong) and look really convincing... I mean women
could take notes on what and how to wear clothes, makeup and how to 'work it'.... I was doing my best to talk in code so as not to upset the other 'prim & proper' visitors... I said  that these she-males where doing financial favors (i.e. meaning that you pay them, they favor you with she-male sex)... here is where things went off the rails-took a left turn from reason... Guy Pal to Girl Barista thought it meant, the she-males where doing your taxes? street walking she-male tax accounts doing your filing to the IRS or help with finance issues... that's all she-male wrote when Got a Light Barista, Voodoo Witch Barista and me bust out laughing... what made it more humorous was Guy Pal to Girls Barista was naive and didn't catch on at all... me and the others had to bring him up to speed... I got to say that sometime its good to laugh 'at' others... okay you got me its always fun to laugh 'at' others. 

 its wrong but see what I mean by women could learn something from these she-males.

been awhile-just for fucking fun

Doing laundry, not as bad as the pic I'm uploading with this post but a very close second... how is it if I do the whites last add the bleach it still  makes bleach spots on my colored (is that still okay to write or should it be darks? I don't know what is fucking PC anymore-fuck PC) clothes... its always the tee shirts never the Levi's short... thank God because I would have a hard time explaining bleach spots near the fly of my shorts... wouldn't mind having a hot MILF like this offering to do my laundry even if this happens... I fuck I need to get more quarter to feed the slots...(thanks to Vikky Vette for letting repost your pic I do enjoy your tweets and twitterpics)... I'll be posting more about getting down to porn weight soon... thanks for reading.






this is Vikky Vette from twitter, add her tweets, you'll get a kick out of them and you'll enjoy the pix as well. @vikkyvette, thanks for the management.

Boo Boo and no kiss

Was working on a music video when I sprang my ankle, can you believe it... not one of the hot extras (walking furniture-film industry term) wearing skimpy bikinis came to my aid... what ever happen to giving a 'boo boo' a kiss?... I thought I over heard 'suck it up wuss'...  I toughed it out now I'm paying for it by hobbling around... I think I over heard at local Starbucks while getting my cup of java 'suck it up wuss'... where is the pity?... where is my kiss for my 'boo boo'?... what does a guy have to do to get a little care-tenderness-aw-poor baby-THE FUCKING KISS on or near my ouchy! I got to go now, hobble over to the fridge to get ice pack to ice my ankle... where is the hot milf nurse wearing that 'naughty nurse outfit'?...