here it is the holiday weekend... it's fucking hot as hell and all the babes (young girls-milfs-porn stars-sluts-whores-909ers) are running to the beach... my question is where are the ones who wear thong bikinis?... where are the topless beaches of California?... why is it okay in Europe but here it's the fucking end of the world?... fuck Puritans and there holier than though attitude... here is a question for all the females here, would you enjoy seeing guys (most American guys are out of shape-beer bellies-gut over the belt-suck it in when a hot babe walks by guys) wear speedos better known as banana hammock, jewel bag, man floss, man thong, male bikini (you get the idea)?... its funny that 'white' people go to the beach... oil up like a shrimp on the Barbi trying to get darker... now here is the part that gets me... some 'white' people don't get darker they only turn a darker shade of white... others get darker than most 
'black' people (for those of you who are fucking 'PC' African/American)... and yet there are some 'white' people that turn red along with their redneck, so why is it we call 'black/Africa/American people colored again?... this is the holiday where you blow
things up and it's okay... well in some places it is... why is it that people stare up into the night sky to see explosions of multi color sulfur mixed with gunpowder? (thank you Chinese guy who put it all together)... only to make fun sound of Ooooooo Aaaaaaa Wwwwwoooowwww... its also the day where we pretend to know how to cook on the BBQ... turning good food into little chard pieces of carbon... drink cheap beer because you don't want to spring for the good stuff for people you really don't care about... its also the holiday that most guys drink more than they should only to get in trouble with their women folk for staring at single hot babes... it's the holiday that most of the people fell condemned to spend time with family members they don't get along with or want to be around with... so from me to you Happy Fourth Of July!...
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