Tip #2 for Voodoo Witch Barista's time in the islands... when at a luau for haole (whitey) tourist... reminder (a) poi always goes with pork (not bacon) to be eaten with your fingers... 
reminder (b) the Mia Tais will get you drink real fast when served in a pitcher so you will do stupid things like put on a grass skirt and coconut shell top and try your best to shake your grass to the sounds of the island drums...
reminder (c) when putting on said grass skirt to shake when drunk to be wearing panties or thong so as not to show the rest of the haoles your hidden grass or bare patch... 
reminder (d) most luaus are for the enjoyment of the locals to see how haoles act like fools (Mia Tias or not)... 
reminder (e) always tip your waitress or waiter there is no currency exchange a buck is a buck...
aloha
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